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Poll: Pooping your pants on a terminal jump
Yes I have shat my pants on a terminal jump 5 / 9%
No, I have not shat my pants on a terminal jump 40 / 75%
Yes and No, it was just a hershey kiss so I dont know if that counts 5 / 9%
I carry TP with me down on every jump because I know its coming 3 / 6%
53 total votes
 
milkflyrockclimb

May 28, 2009, 7:27 PM
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I dont know if its me, my weak bowel system, or the nature of the FLiK, but damn those openings always give me a nice surprise

...a nice chocolate surprise

Edit to add: I'm specifically referring to the opening shock from a terminal BASE opening, not shitting yourself because you're so scared, but I guess we can count that too if you really want Laugh


(This post was edited by milkflyrockclimb on May 29, 2009, 6:25 PM)

Sangi

May 28, 2009, 8:18 PM
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LOL

leroydb

May 29, 2009, 5:10 AM
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no shit, there I was at 1800 ft and had to poop soooo bad, and I knew it was gona be messy if I did jump. I decided to tell the other jump to jump, go higher, but just get out the bombs-away.

I used to chuckle at the pooping base jumpers, but now I understand.

Luckily there was a nice platform on the outside of the A...

You know how weird/strange/unnerving it felt to have be poopin on the outside of an antenna? OMG Then I was damn no knife so I know use the bottom part of my shirt to wipe... FUCK... I had to use a new white sock.... almost lost my hiking boot to the wind troll... then wiping and so on and so forth....

no more laughing at the pooping base jumpers!

kcollier

May 29, 2009, 5:34 AM
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I climbed down off a tower once because I was convinced I'd shit myself on opening.

460

May 29, 2009, 6:09 AM
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Phil Smith, BASE 1, is Shit BASE #1 too.

srogers

May 29, 2009, 7:53 AM
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I'm glad I'm not the only one.

fishb

May 29, 2009, 8:42 AM
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Never laugh at the guy popping. We were on a water tower and I had to pop. So hanging my ass out popping the guys where laughing so hard the house not to far away herd us. They called the cops and we all went down town.

Sangi

May 29, 2009, 9:22 AM
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fishb wrote:
Never laugh at the guy popping. We were on a water tower and I had to pop. So hanging my ass out popping the guys where laughing so hard the house not to far away herd us. They called the cops and we all went down town.

hahaha, brilliant Laugh

nicrussell

May 29, 2009, 9:26 AM
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I think being quite is good but sometimes things are too damn funny. Hell I have been laughing at this whole thread. LaughLaughLaugh

littlestranger

May 29, 2009, 4:32 PM
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oh dear, not having done a terminal jump (yet), is this something i should to be concerned about?

UberChris

May 29, 2009, 4:59 PM
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on the other end of things:

have you guys seen anyone downright puke out of pure fear on top of a bigass terminal cliff?

id like to think i would never be that guy but everytime i close my eyes and visualize myself about to exit that giant rock called [insert]
i get a weird freaked out feeling.

Twoply

May 29, 2009, 6:10 PM
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I remember a guy who called it "Flying a mud falcon."

I laugh everytime I think of that.

DarkSideDan

May 29, 2009, 6:18 PM
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i thought i smelled something stanky last time we were out at little CO

milkflyrockclimb

May 29, 2009, 6:24 PM
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haha that time i was good, i swear!

guess what...i'll be out in flagstaff working at nau from mid sept through jan...so lets huck it up!

RiggerLee

May 30, 2009, 12:43 AM
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Always, always, always take care of your base ass before exit. Never risk the humilliation of being found at the bottom of an object with soild pants. It just looks so bad when it's written up in the accedent investigation. Please, for the love of our sport, act responceable.

Lee

1969912

May 30, 2009, 12:59 AM
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Sorry, couldn't help it:

http://www.basejumper.com/...ost=1957886;#1957886


(This post was edited by 1969912 on May 30, 2009, 1:01 AM)

Hausse

May 30, 2009, 8:01 AM
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1969912 wrote:
Sorry, couldn't help it:

http://www.basejumper.com/...ost=1957886;#1957886

Wow that really was a good one...

I can't believe that there were actually serious answers in thereLaugh

DarkSideDan

May 30, 2009, 9:22 PM
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sweet i will come down and hang in fag staff....

meekerboy

Jun 2, 2009, 3:36 AM
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I have never filled my pants on a BASE jump however my mentor did so when he landed in a tree rather abruptly.

base386

Jun 3, 2009, 12:04 AM
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Eatin blotter before a base jump about makes me poop my pants!!!!
Team psilocybin psilution will rise again!
Miss my buddy Nik H.


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